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fundmark19 · 12-24-2013, 10:22 AM

I feel I should not hide the fact that my very own dog was part of a recent attack. Let me set the mood.

It was a Sunday evening and Kunkstyle and myself were drinking keg beers in my basement while playing NHL 2014. The mood was hostile since I kept letting 4 goal leads slip away. About 2 litres in Kunkstyle went upstairs to use the facilities. This is where the alleged attack occurred.

In a dark hallway Kunkstyle was met by what authorities are calling the "Greeter" His job was to look cute and distract Kunkstyle while his partner the "Attacker" moves in and makes his move to attack/rob Kunkstyle. The "Greeter" who we have now been advised goes by the alias Tyson did his job to perfection. Jumping up and down in excitement to see the victim in the hallway. That is when the "Attacker" Frazier went into action. While distracted he snuck around to the back of Kunkstyle and placed a vicious bite to the buttock area. In the commotion it is assumed that Frazier had tried to take Kunkstyle's wallet but did not accomplish this task.

Authorities are looking for anyone with more information regarding this attack. There were no witness and no cameras to go by. As of now Kunkstyle is not pressing any charges and was paid out in 2-3 more liters of beer on the house!

Here is a picture of the know assailants

The "Attacker" Frazier is shown on the left and the "Greeter" Tyson is on the right

This attack may lead into investigations into previous unsolved attacks. As per this thread http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...er#post3575405 you can see the dogs in question are shown with cash apparently coming from savings and are providing a donation. It is possible that this cash was proceeds from a previous similar crime that the culprits trying to "clean" by laundering back into the financial system.

If you have any further information please contact Kunkstyle as his ego and buttocks are still in pain.

There are a couple of theories still floating around as to why the attack occured:

1. The dogs were protecting the room in which there infant sister was sleeping
2. Kunkstyle was buying performance enhancing drugs from Frazier and the deal just went south
3. Kunkstyle thought the dogs weren't that tough even though they are named after famous boxers and engaged in a no holds barred street fight
4 Kunkstyle was a victim of a hate crime as he is neither a dog nor a visible minority
5 The dogs were still upset that the Riders beat the stamps and remembered seeing Kunkstyle wear a riders jersey in a previous visit
6 The dogs are uncontrollable beasts who should not be in a house

12-24-2013, 10:22 AM	#1060
fundmark19 #1 Goaltender Join Date: May 2009 Exp:	I feel I should not hide the fact that my very own dog was part of a recent attack. Let me set the mood. It was a Sunday evening and Kunkstyle and myself were drinking keg beers in my basement while playing NHL 2014. The mood was hostile since I kept letting 4 goal leads slip away. About 2 litres in Kunkstyle went upstairs to use the facilities. This is where the alleged attack occurred. In a dark hallway Kunkstyle was met by what authorities are calling the "Greeter" His job was to look cute and distract Kunkstyle while his partner the "Attacker" moves in and makes his move to attack/rob Kunkstyle. The "Greeter" who we have now been advised goes by the alias Tyson did his job to perfection. Jumping up and down in excitement to see the victim in the hallway. That is when the "Attacker" Frazier went into action. While distracted he snuck around to the back of Kunkstyle and placed a vicious bite to the buttock area. In the commotion it is assumed that Frazier had tried to take Kunkstyle's wallet but did not accomplish this task. Authorities are looking for anyone with more information regarding this attack. There were no witness and no cameras to go by. As of now Kunkstyle is not pressing any charges and was paid out in 2-3 more liters of beer on the house! Here is a picture of the know assailants The "Attacker" Frazier is shown on the left and the "Greeter" Tyson is on the right This attack may lead into investigations into previous unsolved attacks. As per this thread http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...er#post3575405 you can see the dogs in question are shown with cash apparently coming from savings and are providing a donation. It is possible that this cash was proceeds from a previous similar crime that the culprits trying to "clean" by laundering back into the financial system. If you have any further information please contact Kunkstyle as his ego and buttocks are still in pain. There are a couple of theories still floating around as to why the attack occured: 1. The dogs were protecting the room in which there infant sister was sleeping 2. Kunkstyle was buying performance enhancing drugs from Frazier and the deal just went south 3. Kunkstyle thought the dogs weren't that tough even though they are named after famous boxers and engaged in a no holds barred street fight 4 Kunkstyle was a victim of a hate crime as he is neither a dog nor a visible minority 5 The dogs were still upset that the Riders beat the stamps and remembered seeing Kunkstyle wear a riders jersey in a previous visit 6 The dogs are uncontrollable beasts who should not be in a house Last edited by fundmark19; 12-24-2013 at 10:31 AM.