That goddamn Chevy Cruze commercial on the radio is really starting to annoy me. First of all, I want to punch the voice guy in the nuts for sighing before saying "you did some damage", and then I want to punch him in the throat for all the lame crap he says at the end about waves of relief and and help an security. I can't even remember what he says, it's just so over the top lame, I swear it's marketing for the strugglingest strugglers on the road. You know that you absolutely suck at driving, and you're probably going to crash, so buy this car because we'll dispatch an ambulance before your car rolls to a stop. Now, don't you feel a deep wave of relief? I want whoever wrote that script to be deep under the waves of the ocean in some concrete boots.
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