Originally when the phone company wanted to set up emergency numbers like 4-1-1 and 9-1-1 it was suppossed to be 1-2-3 and 1-0-1 which was felt to be easier. We in the Illuminati put the events of 9/11 in motion much earlier and to warn our brotheren of this day of enlightenment changed 1-2-3 to 4-1-1 since both numbers add to 6, and its a reminder of April 1, 2001 which we predicted would be a sunny day where we could walk amongst the ignorant shrouded in shadows and wearing our flip flops. And we changed 1-0-1 which is an accepted translation of S-O-S, to 9/11 so our super shadowy secret organization would know when all of our secret plotting and conspiring would erupt in chaos.
(toungue in cheek alert . . . toungue in cheek alert)
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