"STOP IT! STOP JAYWALKING"
"I'M A COP YOU IDIOT"
You think that's bad? On my way home from game seven (to Lethbridge), I got pulled over for speeding just outside Claresholm:
Cop: Where are you going?
Me: Heading home to Lethbridge (point to jersey) I'm a little dissapointed.
Cop: Well I've got no sympathy for you...I'm an Oilers fan.
I had a burnt out tail light too. Still despite the fact he had no sympathy, he gave me a break. I'll take a break over sympathy anyday.