1) For A Pair of tickets in the bleeds at Rectal = $195
2) A Bacon Cheeseburger that the average minor league arena would be ashamed to sell = $ 8.95
3) 8 beers ( 6 for 68 Uncle I brought to the game and 2 for me) = $71.60
4) Watching 15000 greasy mullet fans Hearts break on a goal that was as fluky as the tying goal = PRICELESS!
Now all I have to do is wash off the two beer spilt on me by the drunk ass oiler fans all around us and I will be able to laugh myself to sleep.
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