Homer bursts into Burns' office.
Listen to me, Mister Big-Shot. If you're looking for the kind of employee
that takes abuse, and never sticks up for himself, I'M YOUR MAN! You can
treat me like dirt, and I'll <still> kiss your butt and call it ice cream!
And if you don't like it, I can change!!
I like your attitude. Feisty, yet spineless.
Sir, this man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a closet
on his way out.
-- Smithers voices his objections to the hiring of Homer Simpson,
Burns responds, ``I haven't been this impressed since I first laid eyes
on a young bootlick named Wayland Smithers. ... Welcome aboard, son.''
Only in America could I get a job!
-- Homer celebrates being hired to work at SNPP
Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name...
-- The beginning of a tradition,
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