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Old 11-22-2013, 03:21 PM   #15
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One day a couple of years ago on the corner across the street from my old apartment there was an old peasant in from the countryside who had three monkeys, each on a chain. Each monkey had a long bread knife that it wielded like a sword. First they fought with each other, then the old guy cracked a whip and all three monkeys started jumping at him and slashing at his face and head with the bread knives.

I went on my way to buy groceries.
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