Yes, there is also the option of lying to her and instead learn to use technology to hide your consumption of these materials.
If you can't tell your girlfriend (or wife) about this part of who you are, then what's the point of the entire relationship? Just to have a warm place to put it? I am sure you can microwave a banana peel for 30 seconds and get the same result.
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