I'm getting a retro "Moneyhands" jersey with the number $23$ sewed onto it using real gold thread. I will also have his picture tattooed onto my bare skull, and when I twitch my skin he will look like he is about to eat a goalie's face. Then, and only then, will you be able to claim it's a little over the top.
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