I have alerted his holiness, Mr. Cal Wenzel Esq. of Shane Homes, to the egregious lies and slander provided by this forum. Each and every one of you will be slapped with a defamation suit at $6 million per person, or roughly the cost of owning your own personal piece of Shane Homes cookie cutter suburbia on the edge of the city.
P.S. - Each additional tear shed by Mr. Cal Wenzel due to your mockery will add $10,000 in punitive damages to the total he seeks. The tears will be bottled up and provided for the court.
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