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Old 11-14-2013, 01:24 PM   #596
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A Texas High School for some reason hired a Christian motivational speaker to give a presentation at the school on how to become "dateable."

Here's some of his advice...
Girls:
Quote:
“You are soft, you are gentle, you are a woman. Don’t try to be a guy. Guys like you because you are different from them. So let your girly-ness soar.”
“Dateable girls know how to shut up. They don’t monopolize the conversation.”
“God made guys as leaders. Dateable girls get that and let him do guy things, get a door, open a ketchup bottle. They relax and let guys be guys. Which means they don’t ask him out!!!“
Guys:
Quote:
“Dateable guys know they aren’t as sensitive as girls and that’s okay… Dateable guys are real men who aren’t afraid to be guys.”
“Dateable guys aren’t tamed. They don’t live by the rules of the opposite sex.”
“Dateable guys know that porn is bad for the spirit and the mind. They keep women covered up.”
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