[Trailer Fire]

Moving from the video game genre to pen and paper games now...

My friends and I were avidly playing Dungeon and Dragons for years. I played many a character, from gnome assassins to half dragon drunken brawlers. I had one favorite though. The Ogre Barbarian. Oh my word he was special. Played him to level 5 (everyone else hit 10) and absolutely destroyed everyone. I had an armor class of 32 through the use of various trinkets and bobbles. I used a dual wielded monstrous great axes, and used a full sized balista as a crossbow. Best part of Ungh (his name) was his mount however. Every other party member rode a horse or pony. Not me. I could have used two great bulls as roller skates, and did at one point... No, I rode a triceratops. Fully armored and I was able to mount my crossbow for a deadly driveby. My translator, who was a half elf raised by other ogres (long story) absolutely hated Dwarves. So did I. We approached a major city center one day and my compadre and I strolled into the Dwarven District at night and razed the place. We obviously got caught by the city guards and ended up going to battle with the entire joint. I used a steel door as a shield and stormed the keep. My translator was slain by the King, after, of course, I had eaten the queen and two princesses. As revenge for killing my friend, I used his crown as a bracelet and kicked his head through the decimated streets like a soccer ball. I had a continent wide bounty placed on my head, which no one ever claimed.