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full story here.... http://www.theprovince.com/news/Alde...456/story.html

You’ve heard the Alice Cooper lyrics “no more pencils, no more books ... .”
For kindergarten kids at Coghlan Fundamental Elementary School, tucked away in a remote rural area of Aldergrove, it’s no more tag, no holding hands, or you’ll get teacher’s dirty looks.

A letter went out to Coghlan kindergarten students’ parents on Friday, one of those types that often sit in backpack over a weekend or are put aside to be read later and somehow never are. Julie Chen found the letter, explaining a new no-touch policy for kindergarten students, on Monday morning as she was packing lunch for her five-year-old daughter.

It reads, in part: “We have unfortunately had to ban all forms of hands-on play for the immediate future ... we will have a zero-tolerance policy.”

“I read the letter, it said there had been quite a few injuries, I said, ‘OK,’ and kept reading,” Chen said. “When I saw no hands-on would be allowed, I just got mad, I got so upset.

“What is happening in our society when our kids aren’t even allowed to be kids any more? “Kids get hurt all the time. What are we going to do next, put them in a bubble to go to school?”

“I’m not going to tell my daughter she can’t push her friends on the swing,” Chen said. “Do we expect our kids to be robots? How can they possibly do this? “They’re five-year-olds — you can’t stop them from running around and having physical contact.”

School employee Arthur Bourke drove up in his van and was happy to defend the policy. “I don’t know how anyone would be against this,” Bourke said. “They’re trying to make it safe for everybody.

Specifically banned are imaginary Star Wars light-sabre duels, tag, holding hands — and simply touching someone. The letter asked parents to tell their children to keep their hands to themselves and to come up with imaginary games that aren’t “fighting” games.

but it reminded me of a great tune....