If Ford goes to rehab, comes out all clean and sober and having dropped like 50 pounds, and talks about making amends, I think he wins an election. It says a lot about the other candidates when Ford can be a drunken buffoon who smokes crack and his popularity doesn't drop.
Basically right now he could sit in front of a T.V. camera and stare psychotically at the screen while slowly snapping the necks of kittens and he has a better then average chance of winning.
He becomes the ultimate underdog pity vote if he plays this right, stupid but true.
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