Grandpa: Well, I'm going to give it to you, anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young. Dwayne, that's your name, right? Dwayne? Listen to me, this is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? #### a lot of women, Dwayne.
Grandpa: I got no reason to lie to you kid, #### a lotta women. Not just one, a lot. So are you gettin' any? Is it going anywhere?
Grandpa: No? Jesus! What are you? Fifteen? You should be gettin' that young stuff! That young stuff is the best stuff in the world!
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Pass the bacon.
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