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Originally Posted by gargamel

This is more than a little off topic, but I know a flight attendant who got Tootoo's number several years ago. Every time he'd play the Flames for 3 or 4 years, I'd text him in the middle of the night the night before the game to wake him up. I'd always text something suggestive as if I were a chick who wanted to meet up with him, and he'd alway text back some variation of "Who is this? Send dirty pics." He'd occasionally send pictures of himself, but I have no idea where they are now. Something tells me I'd get a lot of thanks for this post if I could find the one that he sent of himself shirtless, wearing a Mexican wrestling mask.

You sure smurfed him!