I Landshark from the Land of Sharks speak to the Kiprusoffarians: Heed NOT the false prophet, Cheese. For he will lead you to the Land of Woe, forever reaching, but never nearing the Holy Grail of Stanley.
We of the Land of Sharks seek to renew the battle of the West - STAND ON GUARD!
But first, yee must slay the followers of LORD FOWL and the evil lords of the north.
[great f'in post cheese]
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