Let's get that Antonov back landing on this runway as the main feature. Before it lands, it opens its doors and drops out thousands of 'Nenshi for Mayor' pins, t-shirts and lawn signs.
Then, when everyone is confused, the new terminal rises from the ground, turning into a Transformer. It gives the crowd the mechanical finger, takes a dump (consisting of garbage, nuts, bolts and rebar) and runs off into the distance.
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