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Old 10-23-2013, 12:16 PM   #90
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How about some kind of point system then? If your total score is >0, you're a Latte Sipper; if your total score is <0, you're a Yop Gobbler.

Is your usual method of commuting to work either walking or cycling? (+1)
Does your commute involve travel on Deerfoot Trail, Crowchild Trail, Glenmore Trail, or 16th Ave? (-1)
Do you have two or more children. (-1)
Have you ever cast a ballot for Druh Farrell or Kent Hehr? (+1)
Have you ever cast a ballot for Ric McIvor? (-1)
Do you believe that the Peace Bridge is a beautiful piece of architecture that enhances the city? (+1)
Do you believe that your property taxes went up to pay for the Peace Bridge? (-1)
Have you ever purchased a full pass to either the Calgary Folk Music Festival or Sled Island Music and Arts Festival? (+1)
Do you normally buy groceries from either Costco or Superstore? (-1)
Are you a regular reader of FFWD? (+1)
Do you subscribe to the Calgary Sun? (-1) Specifically to read Rick Bell's column? (-5)
Have you ever completed the New York Times Sunday Crossword? (+1)
Does your family own more than one vehicle? (-1) Is at least one of them an SUV or minivan? (-1)
Have you ever said the phrase "good fences make great neighbours"? (-1)
On average, do you use the Tim Hortons drivethrough at least once per week? (-1)
Is your preferred caffeinated beverage made with steamed milk? (+1) Do you avoid Starbucks because you only want to support local businesses? (+1)
Do you own an item of clothing, accessory, or household decoration with a bird on it? (+1)
Is your favourite watering hole the Ship & Anchor, National, Wurst, District, or Molly Malones? (+1) Is your home within drunken stumbling distance of any of these establishments? (+1)
Have you ever purchased a case of Molson, Labatts, Coors, or Budweiser? (-1)

I'm sure we can use our combined brain power to add to this list and make it more precise.
My score is massive ... but I don't have anything with a bird on it.
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