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Old 10-20-2013, 10:30 AM   #98
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NYPD cops confused Jolly Rancher candies for crystal meth: suit

Love Olantunjiojo, 25, was detained for around 24 hours after police found the sweets on him and a friend, the lawsuit says. The results from the NYPD lab found the red and blue 'crystalline rocks of solid material' were not a controlled substance, but Jolly Ranchers, the suit alleges.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...#ixzz2i7D22VkY

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This just seems bizarre
I deduced he is a young black man from his name, and thus found it not bizarre at all.

"Officer, these are just Jolly Ranchers! They're only dangerous for being so delicious! Try one!"

"Shut it, thug. Did you think hiding your meth in a candy box would fool us?"
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