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Originally Posted by Locke
Unfortunately Jeff just isnt 8th Captain material. He just doesnt have the right stuff. Perhaps this could be rectified with an......
*puts on sunglasses*
Oil Change......
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On behalf of Locke, I would like to sincerely apologize. It has been brought to my attention via my legal team that no one, in any way, shape or form, should attempt to abduct Jeff Schultz, drain his blood and replace it with a petroleum product of any kind.
We would kindly ask that everyone leave Mr. Schultz and his vital internal fluids as they currently are, free from any interference or exchange of any kind.
We thank you for your time and consideration.
Locke + Locke's legal team.