[Max Cow Disease]

I'm about halfway through the story aspect of the game and it's easy for me to declare at this point that this is by far the best game in the series, by a nearly inarguable margin. I mean, even if you have a certain affinity for one of the particular plots/characters or whatever in the past games, V seems to do everything that those games do, but amped up, refined, and perfected.

The visuals, physics, detail, story-writing, environment, weapons, etc. are all where they should be. The story and its associated missions are fun, but simply messing around and doing whatever is also more fun than it's ever been. It combines many of the positive elements from Red Dead and other Rockstar games into one hulking megalodon of a game that's had me uncontrollably soiling myself for 5 days straight now. The sight of Los Santos' city lights from a hilltop or whilst flying around at dusk is simply a sight to be seen by any videogame-playing eyes.

This should be recommended to everyone, and I do recommend it to everyone, including children, adults, the ill, and the extremely elderly.