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Originally Posted by pylon
Ah.... Yes. I remember as a young Jewish lad, they re-enacted the holocaust by taking me down to the school cafeteria, and throwing me in the meat locker naked, and threw in a can of dry ice to simulate the gas cannister. They had the other little kids perform cavity searches on me looking for valuables. It really was the golden age of education. It only took 14 years of therapy, and I happy to announce, I can finally buy bulk packages of chicken nuggets at Costco without defecating on the floor.
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Well if they didn't rip your teeth out of your mouth for your fillings, and have a fat Nazi prison wardens wife select your skin for its tattoos to make lampshades and wallets its wasn't really realistic at all.
Or if you had a twin sibling in your class, they could have thrown one of you in an oven or freezer to see if the other twin felt it, oh sorry wait that was the Japanese.