I don't like the way they changed the definition of Yuppie.
It is young urban professional. The article seems to be calling everyone a yuppie.
Besides, isn't happiness defined by winning the game.
$150000 in cash
A marriage partner
A career making at least $40k (adjusted for inflation up from 1985)
One child
Private school for said child
A living space (Not sure if you can have a mortgage but you do have to own it)
A Yuppmobile
http://gamesisgames.com/PDF/YuppieGa...ingtons_85.pdf