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Originally Posted by polak
September 27th is the day of my annual "Month to My B-day" Orgy.
You're more than welcome to come with your parents. The more the merrier.
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Couldn't help thinking of this
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A man from the city moves to the mountains. His neighbor visits one day and invites him to a party that night. The neighbor says "I gotta warn you there is going to be a lot of drinking there". The man replies "That's okay, I used to go out and drink a lot with my friends after work". The neighbor then says "I gotta warn you, there may be fighting too". The man replies "That's okay, I generally get along with people pretty well." The neighbor then says "I also must warn you that sometimes there is a lot of sex". The man says enthusiastically "That's okay with me!!". The neighbor then gives the man directions to his cabin. As the neighbor is almost out the door the man asks "What should I wear?". The neighbor answers "Don't matter, It's just gonna to be the two of us."
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