Hahaha! Reminds me of the homeless guy talking on his cellphone while he asked me for money.....
You need to put those messages through the AOLer translator first though:
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html
homelessdude49: CAN U SPR A QUARTAR? LOL
hulkrogan: OMG LOL SORY TAP3D OUT1!11!1! WTF
homelessdude49: I AC3PT PAYPAL
hulkrogan: GAEV LAST $20 2 CP.