Thread: [Rumour] Kipper is Retiring
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Old 09-04-2013, 11:08 AM   #348
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Originally Posted by dustygoon View Post
Not far fetched to think Kipper wants a) another year added on plus some signing bonus to make up for low pay this year and b) some guarantee that he plays his 60+ games. Otherwise he is happy retiring.

Conroy makes it look like the flames are like that annoying guy who keeps asking the girl out in hopes she finally relents and says "yes".
More like the guy who says:
Flames - "Would you go out with me?"
Kipper - "N-"
F - "DON'T ANSWER NOW! You think about it! Take all the time you need!"
K - "But I d-"
F - "Hahahaha now now pretty lady! No need to say anything!"

*reads the news that Kipper told his Finnish buddies he didnt want to go out with the Flames, but they wouldn't take no for an answer*

F - "Oh well like, he's thinking about it, we knew he'd say that if we pressured him so that's why we're totally, like, easy going man!"

*nervous laughter*

This is like an awful John Hughes movie, except instead of some heart warming conclusion and some commentary about how hard it is to be a teen, we'll just have Ramo.
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