[Flashpoint]

Oh where to begin...

• Craig McMurder murders that girl with his car.
• Glenn Anderson tried to murder a young Ryan Smyth with his car.
  
  Courtesy Reg Dunlop
  
• Their owner sells the greatest player in NHL history pre apex.
• The Oilers rough up a season ticket holder into the basement for having "trade Lowe" on his jersey.
• The Oiler faithful burn Pronger's baby crib.
• The Oiler faithful shoot fireworks at girls standing in grocery carts.
• The Oiler faithful girls stand in grocery carts as though it is somehow rational and classy.
• The Oilers trade for Nylander.
• The Oilers trade for Heatly.
• The Oilers trade away 600 goal man Schremp.
• The Oilers miss the playoffs for 6 years and counting.
• They try to force Souray to play injured, then attempt to bury him in the minors when he refuses.
• The Oilers whine to the media about free agents not wanting to play in Edmonton
• The Oilers fire, then rehire Craig McMurder.
• Kevin Lowe defends McMurder's hiring based on the number of Stanley Cups he won 30 years ago, and that he is therefore somehow competent...thereby showing his incompetence.

And NOW they are losers?