I saw sleeping on the beach when my brother dumped a big bucket of cold water on me to wake me up. Of course I was scared half to death and as I was falling out of the beach chair I threw it at him.
Being my old brother, he caught the beach chair and smashed me in the face with it:
Had to get my buddy to drive me to Salmon Arm to get stitches.
It all worked out in the end, as my friend and I met some chicks in the hospital that were housboating so we ended up going up the lake with them for the long weekend! Thanks brother!