I can't believe the lengths people will go to in order to lose weight... everything from these ridiculous trendy diets to bloody tapeworms.
I mean for christs sake... if you're too lazy to even give any merit to "BURN MORE CALORIES THAN YOU TAKE IN" then you should probably just give up now, buy an extra large keyboard and phone for your fat fingers and live out the last few years of your life sucking down cheeseburgers on the couch.
Tapeworms for weight loss... what obesity epidemic!?!?