As an alternative jihad for those who do not approve of self-promotion among first time posters, may I suggest a hijack of
Rock The Rog?
The Canucks will be picking the 20 finalists this weekend, the winner gets to sing the anthems a capella. If there's anyone truly terrible in that 20, I think we should try to help them torture 20, 000 Canucks fans for a couple of minutes.