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Originally Posted by Mazrim
Captain, you know they're gonna try to cram Mara Jade in the movie somehow. It's an excuse for a hot redhead in a movie...who can say no to that?
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Cause she was fracking awful in the EU.
I always have this image in my mind of her reporting to the Emperor and being declared as the Emperors hand.
Emperor Palpatine - "I now name you the Emperors hand, now Rise"
Mara Jada - "Thanks Mr Palpyteen, does that mean, I'm like your spy and going around the galaxy killaxing people in your name and stuff"
Emperor - "No you're the Emperors hand, you get to work with the Emperors butt and the Emperors Vagina over there with the other hot chicks"
Points over to a group of hot red heads in miniskirts
Mara Jade - "Oh"
Palpatine - "And when I said rise, that was kinda a hint you know, like I was talking about my penis"
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