[Kavvy]

Originally Posted by jammies

I never tip because I feel that I should only conform to societal norms that benefit me, and not conform to those that cost me money. I also have some vague idea that anyone making a career in the serving industry is a lesser person than me who should have had the foresight to be born white and privileged.

When I first read this I thought you were going in this direction:

Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ****.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a **** who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you never ever tip, huh?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, this girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. But she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck *****?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. Pink: Look, I ordered coffee, alright? And we been here a long **** time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee I want it filled six times.
Mr. Blonde: Six times? Well, what if she's too **** busy?
Mr. Pink: The words "too **** busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.