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CaptainCrunch · 08-06-2013, 05:37 PM

No chance if I have to live like a grumpy senior citizen who needs pills to pop wood.

Unless I can spend the last 20 years beating up teenagers for standing on my lawn because part of the longevity plan is giving me a cyborg body with sledgehammer fists as part of my pension.

That would be wizard.

08-06-2013, 05:37 PM	#7
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	No chance if I have to live like a grumpy senior citizen who needs pills to pop wood. Unless I can spend the last 20 years beating up teenagers for standing on my lawn because part of the longevity plan is giving me a cyborg body with sledgehammer fists as part of my pension. That would be wizard. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!