[Cowperson]

For some reason, after 30 years together, Mrs. Cowperson has developed a propensity to snore loudly. This is a recent development in the last year and a half.

If a few pokes in the ribs doesn't settle things down, I'm off to the spare bedroom for the rest of the night.

I used my cellphone recorder to capture her screeching for illustrative purposes. Her sister found the wailing hilarious. To her credit, so did Mrs. Cowperson. Me, not so much.

So, yes, separate bedrooms, a few times a week usually and under duress.

Cowperson