I think he's going to light it up at camp and then request a trade to the Vancouver Grizzlies. In response, Jay Feaster agrees and drives him to East Hastings and leaves him there, where he is later found frolicking around naked, with the Sedins and Johnny Galecki on a Bathsalts fueled bender. 12 hours and 1.4 million in damages later, an elite team of 6 RCMP, who are in full dress uniform, manage to take him down, at which point Sean starts to rap the lyrics to a seemingly improvised and profanity-laced version of Call Me Maybe in front of all the press that turned up to capture the commotion. Video of this new version goes viral and ends up inspiring Carly Rae Jepsen to record a new version of the tune with rap mogul and superstar, Ja Rule, for which Sean will get a writing credit. This song will not only sweep the grammy's (just barely beating out Obama and his spoken word recording of his new tell all book, "Obamarama: I saw the sign") but will also earn the trio a Nobel Prize in Literature and an Oscar for best original song when it is used as the theme for the new X-Men movie.
After he is released from Prison for good behavior, he'll retire to a cottage in Hawaii and comfortably live off the royalties from his Oscar, Grammy and Nobel winning song. He will later be quoted as saying that his time with the Flames, albeit brief, was "fun" and that he enjoyed the Idaho Tacos at the Calgary Stampede.
... At least that's my guess.
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