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pylon · 07-26-2013, 09:08 AM

I really hope they go with Cassie Campbell. Then she can use the staple ex-female-athlete-sports-broadcaster from CBC term, and analyze every single play as a 'gutsy performance'. Like really she could do this about 450 times a game.

"See how Giordano made that crisp first pass up the ice? That was a gutsy performance."

"Yes, the decision to put Cammy on the opposite wing on that draw was a gutsy one by the coach."

"Very Gutsy performance by the Zamboni driver during the intermission."

I am pretty sure when you are an ex-clam athlete hired by CBC, the training manual they hand you is just 130 pages of the word 'gutsy performance' stylistically written Jack Torrance style because someone at CBC things it is the greatest term ever.

If they hire her, I'll boycott the Flames, sell all my belonings, quit my job, and leave the city forever. Please god no.

07-26-2013, 09:08 AM	#96
pylon Lifetime Suspension Join Date: Jul 2007 Exp:	I really hope they go with Cassie Campbell. Then she can use the staple ex-female-athlete-sports-broadcaster from CBC term, and analyze every single play as a 'gutsy performance'. Like really she could do this about 450 times a game. "See how Giordano made that crisp first pass up the ice? That was a gutsy performance." "Yes, the decision to put Cammy on the opposite wing on that draw was a gutsy one by the coach." "Very Gutsy performance by the Zamboni driver during the intermission." I am pretty sure when you are an ex-clam athlete hired by CBC, the training manual they hand you is just 130 pages of the word 'gutsy performance' stylistically written Jack Torrance style because someone at CBC things it is the greatest term ever. If they hire her, I'll boycott the Flames, sell all my belonings, quit my job, and leave the city forever. Please god no.