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Old 07-19-2013, 07:38 AM   #34
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by Locke View Post
See....thats the real trick.
It depends on how you go about it.

'Dion, I really don't know how to break this to you, but you're traded.'

'Where to?'

'Well, we had talks with a bunch of different teams....'

'Yeah, I figured that. So?'

'So your arms are going to Edmonton, your legs are going to L.A., and your torso will be an Islander.'

'Uh ... OK. So what about, uh....'

'We need to send a message to Peter Chiarelli, if you know what I mean. So tomorrow morning, he's gonna wake up with your head in his bed.'
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