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Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?
Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.
Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?
Pete Schweddy: [ chuckles ] You flatter me!
Margaret Jo McCullen: I have to say, Pete, that's a very thick one, too.
Pete Schweddy: I'd have to say it's almost as thick as it is long.
Margaret Jo McCullen: Now, I can smell your wiener from here.