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Old 07-03-2013, 12:53 PM   #142
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How does this end part two

We see a closed door and we hear voices from behind the door, one is clearly Roberto Loungo, the other far more whiny voice is Mike Gillis.

Loungo - "Ok, Gillis, you have to clean every inch of that shaft, and get every bit of the lubricant off of it. Yeah, that's a nice job. Now make sure you spend extra time at the top, yeah that's good"

Gillis - "But Roberto this feels wrong and I'm getting grease all over my face"

Loungo -"Hey you agreed to do this. Now I you need to inspect the balls, I want em to be be completely cleaned off. That's right. Hey don't rub em so hard, you wanna hurt them. Yeah there's a lot of dirt there, get that dirt boy"

Gillis - "If I do this can we go back to being friends"

Loungo - "You're going to have to work a lot harder then this. Now move your hand up the shaft, there we go"

Gillis - "eww its greasy"

Loungo - "Hey don't cheap out of the lubricant, do you want me to play goal next year or not"

Gillis sounding like a spoiled 6 year old - "ok"

Loungo - "Ok what?"

Gillis - "Ok master"

Loungo - "excellent. Now I want you to pull the plug out of that hole, and a lot of really foul stuff is gonna come out of there."

Gillis - "ok . . . . . . . ewww ewww ewww ewww"

Loungo - "Shaddup, you know you like it deep down. Now stick your finger in that hole there's probably a lot of old crud in there, and I want it clean as a whistle"

The door opens and Loungo steps out on his way to get a beer. In the garage we see a pair of loafered feet sticking out from under a 1967 Mustang as we fade to credits.
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