I think Loungo should totally report. And in the first regular season game he should crawl up on top of the net and take a nap. He should do that until they waive him and then basically retire on the job while getting paid.
He should make ooogly creepy eyes at teenage fans, punch out autograph seekers, pee in his equipment and refuse to watch em. Hijack the Canucks plane and demand to be flown to Cuba.
Start making public appearances at the church of Satan. In interviews he should speak in the third person and have a midget on a dog collar.
He should totally inappropriately dive when he's hit with the puck (oh wait he already does that)
As long as he shows up for practices and games he's gon gets paid.
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