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Originally Posted by Cleveland Steam Whistle
What's going on with this? I heard the Flames traded Sven, Backlund, Gaudreau, Brodie, the 6th this year and next years 1st for Seguin.
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Almost right.
The Flames also threw in Glencross, Giordano, and a 30% interest in the Rocky Mountains.
And they agreed to pull their goalie for the entire third period of every game, ensuring that next year's pick will be 1st overall. (The lottery will be rigged to ensure that the Oilers don't get it instead.)
Also, the Seguin they're getting in return is Thibault Seguin, a 57-year-old former video store clerk from Lafayette, Louisiana, who now works part-time as an orange traffic cone.
And it's ALL FEASTER'S FAULT! Burn! Burn the fat lawyer!