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Originally Posted by Alberta_Beef
of course they are real, how can a fictional creature be Scotland's national animal
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Because Scotland is a fictional nation?
Think about it. I went looking for Scotland on the map, and all I could find was some silly place called Uk. I mean, really! Uk! What kind of name for a country is Uk?!
Furthermore, I'm half Scottish, give or take, and my friends, who are kinder than I deserve, tell me I've only got one foot in reality. Obviously this is because Scotsmen, like unicorns, are mythical animals, and so my other foot does not actually exist.