[Flashpoint]

Microsoft Outlook can function for all of about 10 minutes before going balls deep into a coma.

My car will operate perfectly until hit hits 100,000 miles or 3 years and then start crapping the bed on a monthly basis.

My iPhone is a futuristic "Jetsons style" communication device that is way more useful than my desktop PC from 5 years ago. But if I tell it I am looking for a "a nearby gas station" it will provide me a list of bakeries in Nelson, BC (1500 miles away).

The moment "Skynet" became self aware it would immediately chuck up a "load link letter" error message and defecate all over it's own operating system in a blue screen of death harder than the grip you experienced last time you tried to pry open a C-Train door when it closed on your foot.

Machines have about as much chance of taking over the planet as dogs do.

Less actually. Dogs can find their own asses.