I think you guys are looking at this wrong. In all likelihood KLown and Drunky McDrunkerson probably were happy with Kruger at the end of the season... but then a shiney new toy came along. I think it went something more like this:
Drunky: Hey Lowey... looks like the Nucks are hiring a new coach, they got bounced in 4 straight. haha. At least we have our coaching stable with the best coach in the league in the Kruger-meister.
Klown: Ya, what losers, can't even win a game in the playoffs... look at all the rings I have.
Drunky: They are going to hire that dude from Toronto. Meakins? Bleakings? Something like that...
Klown: Really? Who would hire someone out of the AHL with no NHL experience... what dummies.
Drunky: Didn't we get Kruger-baby from the AH...
Klown: Shut up idiot. I got more rings than you.
Drunky: Anyway, I hear Dallas and New York are interviewing that Cheakin's dude too. He must be the new hot thing ha ha.
Klown: Realy? All of them want Greekins too? What do we know about this guy?
Drunky: Not much... I think he drives a BMW and I heard he's lactose intollerant...
Klown: Hmmm... married?
Drunky: Who knows...
Klown: We should hire him, as long as he doesn't have a hot wife who will hate living in this dump of a city.
Drunky: Totally! Everyone else wants him so he must be great. I never liked that Kruger ####### anyway, he sucks. Worst coach ever.
Klown: ok, offer that Breekins guy the highest coach contract in the league, guaranteed for 22 years. That should convince him. Plus show him a picture of our cheerleaders and send him one of those "Edmonton is the bestest" VHS tapes left over from the Heatley thing...
Drunky: f'n Heatley... Ok Kevvy, I'll take care of it right after I wash your car and pick up your dry cleaning. What about that loser Kruger?
KLown: Who cares. Fire him by that twintster or facetube. He's a loser...
Drunky: On it Kev. Hey, I heard that guy from Phoenix might become available too...
KLown: Gretzky? That'd be awesome!
Drunky: No, he doesn't want to coach anymore, he's too busy trying to clean up after his daughter.... the other guy... Topet? Tippen? Muppet?
KLown: Muppet..haha... if he becomes available will other teams want him?
Drunky: oh ya, fer sure. Our primary scouts, you know... the newspapers, all say he's the super bestest.
KLown: Well, if that happens, we'll fire this Peekins guy and get the Muppet. I don't like this Weekins guy anyway.
Drunky: Ya true, Weekins sucks..... ok I'l go hire him now.
KLown: Good job Mac. Good job.
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