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CaptainCrunch · 06-07-2013, 08:43 AM

Mar's bars the official chocolate bar of the Illuminati

Obama stands up in front of the White House press crew, he looks weird its like his skin is shifting and flickering and we can clearly see his reptillian form underneath.

Obama - "Puny stupid earthlings, we are taking over your world by inserting ourselves into powerful positions throughout your governments. Give up your free will and breed as a easy to digest food source or perish"

suddenly one of his aids runs up and jams a Snicker's bar into his hand

Obama (in a weird alien language) - What the hell is this for!

Aide (in weird alien language) - "Its a Snicker's bar you suck at hiding your true self when your hunger"

Obama takes a bite and swallows the bar hole, his disguise re-asserts himself and he puts on his most charming smile as he turns back to the shocked audience.

06-07-2013, 08:43 AM	#12
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Mar's bars the official chocolate bar of the Illuminati Obama stands up in front of the White House press crew, he looks weird its like his skin is shifting and flickering and we can clearly see his reptillian form underneath. Obama - "Puny stupid earthlings, we are taking over your world by inserting ourselves into powerful positions throughout your governments. Give up your free will and breed as a easy to digest food source or perish" suddenly one of his aids runs up and jams a Snicker's bar into his hand Obama (in a weird alien language) - What the hell is this for! Aide (in weird alien language) - "Its a Snicker's bar you suck at hiding your true self when your hunger" Obama takes a bite and swallows the bar hole, his disguise re-asserts himself and he puts on his most charming smile as he turns back to the shocked audience. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!