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Old 06-06-2013, 03:42 PM   #73
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Originally Posted by Jacks View Post
I was in the bar playing pool on the weekend and some guy bumped my pool cue while I was taking a shot. I'm sure he did it intentionally. Anyway, I became enraged and temporarily insane and smashed him in the mouth with my pool cue. People seemed to be shocked that I did that but he was clearly looking for trouble and got what he deserved. I told the police that I shouldn't be punished for that because he had it coming. Cause and effect and all that stuff you know.

/sarcasm

Yeah, but then you kept crying "don't taze me bro" while wetting your pants so its not quite the same thing right
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