I was in the bar playing pool on the weekend and some guy bumped my pool cue while I was taking a shot. I'm sure he did it intentionally. Anyway, I became enraged and temporarily insane and smashed him in the mouth with my pool cue. People seemed to be shocked that I did that but he was clearly looking for trouble and got what he deserved. I told the police that I shouldn't be punished for that because he had it coming. Cause and effect and all that stuff you know.
/sarcasm
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