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CaptainCrunch · 06-05-2013, 03:16 PM

They should be encouraging steroid use in professional sports not stopping it.

I want a short stop that can run at 100 miles an hour.

I want literal moon shots for home runs

I want pitchers who throw at 250 miles an hour and have uncontrollable rage issues

I want first basemen who can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

I think it would be a much better game.

06-05-2013, 03:16 PM	#125
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	They should be encouraging steroid use in professional sports not stopping it. I want a short stop that can run at 100 miles an hour. I want literal moon shots for home runs I want pitchers who throw at 250 miles an hour and have uncontrollable rage issues I want first basemen who can shoot lasers out of their eyes. I think it would be a much better game. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!