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These poor kids

”You are invited to an AMAZING DAY with Mom. {Day, Date, Time.} We will go have brunch and spend the day talking about some AMAZING things. Please wear your baptism dress because this is an extra special occasion.”

I talked about everything I felt like she could handle. I purposely left out a few things but that’s only because they are just plain gross.

At the end of the discussion, we talked specifically about the beauties of procreation and the importance of saving those AMAZING and procreative powers for when she was a wife and mother. (I talked here about the connection of Mother’s Day) I used the opportunity to do something that my parents did for the children in our family. Basically in a nutshell, it’s an agreement between us as parents and our children, signifying if you refrain from the use of drugs, alcohol, premarital sex and or promiscuity and live a clean, moral life up to the age of 20, we’d give that child *$1,000.00 (*PLEASE READ ADDENDUMS 1 and 2 BELOW THIS POST) as an ultimate reward for positive behavior.